Funny Office Dog Sticker | Anxiety & Dry Shampoo Poodle

A sticker that captures the exact scent of your workday.

This funny office dog sticker stars a perfectly coiffed poodle casually announcing their signature fragrance: Anxiety & Dry Shampoo. It’s the official scent of corporate survival, Zoom fatigue, and pretending the mute button is your personality.

Add this poodle sticker before your work laptop files an HR complaint.

It’s waterproof, durable, and ideal for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, office carts, badge reels, or the corporate-issued tablet that definitely wasn’t tested on dogs. Nothing says “I’m fine” like a poodle with blowout-level volume and a mild existential crisis.

Gift it to your favorite coworker or keep it as your unofficial office fragrance—no actual spritzing required.

Size: 2.2” x 2.8” Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.