Funny Schnauzer Luggage Tag by Sly Dawg Studio

This funny schnauzer luggage tag features a salt and pepper Schnauzer positioned against a background of vertical tan and white stripes. The Schnauzer wears a brown buckled collar and a circular charm reading "CEO OF SELECTIVE HEARING." The illustration captures the judgmental eyebrows and impressive beard of a dog who considers himself the highest-ranking official in the terminal.

He Has Reviewed Your Itinerary and Decided It Is Beneath Him.

Whether fastened to a suitcase, backpack, pet carrier, or laptop bag, this Schnauzer ensures your belongings are never ignored, even as he pointedly ignores you. He views the airport as a series of rules meant for others and treats the baggage carousel like a board meeting he didn't agree to attend. The black mesh pocket on the back keeps your contact details secure while he focuses on his executive duties: looking disappointed in the TSA's efficiency. The clear plastic loop keeps this funny schnauzer luggage tag firmly on your bag throughout the journey.

A thoughtful gift for the traveler who knows that "sit" and "stay" are merely suggestions for their bearded supervisor. The most professional way to tell the world who really runs your household.

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• Premium faux leather construction
• 4.2 x 2.8 inches
• Black mesh pocket with paper ID card on back
• Includes clear plastic attachment loop
• Hand pressed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR