Funny White Maltipoo Dog Sticker

"CEO of Selective Hearing" isn't a medical diagnosis. It's a strategic lifestyle choice.

About This Funny White Maltipoo Dog Sticker

This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a white maltipoo with a fluffy curly coat, warm brown eyes, and an open-mouthed grin that suggests he heard every word you said and has chosen not to act on any of it. Known also as a Maltese-Poodle mix, a Maltepoo, or a white teddy-bear dog, this cheerful independent thinker wears a dark brown leather collar with a bone-shaped black charm that reads "CEO OF SELECTIVE HEARING." The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every curl.

Where to Stick It

Affix this oblivious executive to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ceramic travel mug. He is equally at home on a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, a guitar case, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his cheerful grin will survive rain, car washes, and accidental coffee spills without acknowledging any of them. He only responds to the sound of a cheese wrapper opening.

Product Details

• Premium waterproof matte vinyl construction
• 3" tall
• Kiss-cut edge with protective white border backing
• UV-resistant and dishwasher safe
• Designed by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.

Perfect Gift for Maltipoo Lovers

Slip this joyful little contrarian into a birthday card for the dog parent who is completely ignored by their pet. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who respects a companion with an iron will and a fluffy face.

Browse our full Maltese and Maltipoo sticker and gift collection, or shop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.

3" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.