Saint Bernard Vinyl Sticker

"Lap dog" is a state of mind, not a physics equation.

About This Saint Bernard Vinyl Sticker

This die-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a Saint Bernard with a classic mahogany and white coat, heavy-lidded brown eyes, and the deeply melancholic expression of a dog who has decided your lap is his. Known also as a St. Bernard or an Alpine mastiff, this broad-headed gentle giant wears a black collar with a round silver charm that reads "LAP DOG." The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every jowl and ear.

Where to Stick It

Affix this structurally imposing personality to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ski helmet. He is equally at home on a hard-sided cooler, a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his heavy-lidded gaze will survive rain, snowy commutes, and accidental coffee spills without softening his resolve to sit directly on your thoracic spine.

Product Details

• Premium waterproof matte vinyl construction
• 3" tall
• Kiss-cut edge with protective white border backing
• UV-resistant and dishwasher safe
• Designed by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.

Perfect Gift for Saint Bernard Lovers

Slip this giant companion into a housewarming card for the pet parent whose furniture has fully surrendered to the drool. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who shares their home with a gentle colossus.

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3" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.