Sarcastic Coffee Magnet Featuring Sleepy Dog

When caffeine is your love language and small talk is your nemesis.

This magnet gets it. You need silence until cup two.

For the chronically under-caffeinated and emotionally unavailable before 9 a.m. The sleepy pup says what we’re all thinking: Stop talking. Get me coffee.

Stick it on your fridge, office file cabinet, or any metal surface where polite society dares to speak before you’ve had your brew.

Add a little sass to your space—and silence to your mornings.

Want the matching dog sticker? Coffee loyalty runs deep.