Sarcastic Family Sticker for Laptop or Water Bottle

For relatives who should probably stop texting each other.

Sarcastic family sticker for relatives who roast harder than they hug

This sarcastic family sticker sums up your family’s vibe in one line: “Therapist Read Our Family Group Chat. Suggested Witness Protection.” Perfect for siblings, cousins, or anyone whose holiday gatherings are part roast, part circus.

Tough enough to survive coffee spills, dishwasher cycles, and even Thanksgiving dinner, this sticker belongs on laptops, water bottles, or wrapped inside a gift to your favorite troublemaking relative.

Grab one before your family sees the receipt.

Size: 3.5” × 1.5”. Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.