Sarcastic Self-Care Sticker for your Water Bottle

Namaste in bed, thanks.

Sure, meditation is magical. So is not hearing Carol’s voice for a full hour.

This funny meditation sticker is for anyone who’s tried mindfulness and decided sleep was the better guru. Featuring a bright mustard yellow background and a pointed message for that one coworker who always has breathwork advice, this one pulls zero punches.

Stick it on your journal, yoga mat case, iced coffee tumbler, or your therapy folder for maximum passive-aggressive enlightenment. It’s waterproof, sarcastic, and just grounded enough to be considered wellness-adjacent.

Add to cart before Carol recommends breathwork again.

Ideal gift for yoga quitters, nap enthusiasts, or anyone who once opened Headspace and promptly fell asleep.

Size: 3.5 x 1.8 in. Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.