Situationship Sticker | Define Your Relationship (sorta)

When Commitment Looks More Like a Loading Screen

Because Even Facebook Would Be Confused

Relationship status: situationship (I think). This sticker says what your group text already knows: defining things is hard, and “sorta” is a valid label. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook and let people guess whether you’re available, taken, or just emotionally buffering.

Add this situationship sticker to your cart before things get complicated.

Size: 3.5 x 1.8. Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.