Spaniel Bottle Opener | Flat Stainless Steel Wallet Tool

Because your Spaniel can’t actually open a beer (lack of thumbs) but they still want to participate.

Listen, we know your Spaniel is the smartest member of the household, but until they evolve opposable thumbs and stop chasing their own tail, someone has to handle the heavy lifting. Enter this Spaniel bottle opener: a sleek, stainless steel masterpiece that’s tougher than a puppy on a pair of leather loafers. It’s designed and printed right here in Portland, OR, for those who appreciate fine art, cold beverages, and dogs that constantly look like they’ve just been told a very confusing secret.

This isn't one of those bulky, awkward openers that ruins the silhouette of your skinny jeans. This Spaniel bottle opener is completely flat, meaning it slides into your wallet as easily as your dog slides into your DMs (if dogs had phones, which, again, thumbs). It’s the ultimate "everyday carry" for the person who wants to be prepared for a spontaneous tailgate or a very stressful Tuesday afternoon.

Wait, is that a Spaniel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Click here to see the rest of our "Dogs with Jobs" collection before your neighbor buys them all and makes you look like a bad dog parent.

Whether you’re at a brewery or just trying to survive a family BBQ, this Spaniel bottle opener has your back. It’s made from heavy-duty stainless steel that won't bend, break, or demand treats every five minutes. Plus, the floral background adds a touch of "I have my life together," even if you’re currently using a credit-card featuring a cartoon dog to open a beverage at 2:00 PM.

• Material: Strong Stainless Steel
• Size: 3.4"x 2.16" (Standard Credit Card Size)
• Profile: Totally flat for wallet storage
• Origin: Designed & Printed in Portland, OR