Sly Dawg Studio
Vizsla Bottle Opener Sly Dawg Studio
Vizsla Bottle Opener Sly Dawg Studio
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One Brain Cell, Infinite Enthusiasm, Zero Personal Space
This credit card-sized stainless steel tool features a portrait of a russet gold Hungarian Vizsla wearing a collar tag that transparently identifies their cognitive load: 1 Brain Cell. The Vizsla is a high-energy, high-intelligence pointer that has chosen to deploy exactly none of that intelligence toward the concept of personal space. This opener captures that energy in high-resolution gloss on solid stainless steel.
A Vizsla prefers to be within three inches of your person at all times. This flat stainless steel Vizsla bar tool is built to survive the intense lifestyle of a dog that has no concept of alone time. Corrosion-resistant, highly focused on the task at hand, and ready for the hunt club, trailhead, backyard, or living room sofa where your Velcro Dog is already sitting.
Slim enough to slide into a credit card slot, sturdy enough to handle the job every time. It fits anywhere a credit card fits, though it is significantly more useful during social hydration. The design is printed on both sides and built to stay sharp through years of use.
Whether you are gifting this to a fellow Hungarian Vizsla enthusiast or keeping it as your own everyday carry (EDC), the utility is absolute and the 1 Brain Cell energy is fully represented.
Shop the Vizsla Bottle Opener, Built to Last and Easy to Gift
- Size: 3.4" x 2.16"
- Material: Solid stainless steel
- Finish: Gloss
- Printed in USA
- Design printed on both sides
- Flat profile fits standard wallet or card slot
- Resistant to bending and corrosion
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