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Your Opinion? Irrelevant. | Sarcastic Mini Sticker

Your Opinion? Irrelevant. | Sarcastic Mini Sticker

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Sarcastic Mini Sticker for People Who Did Not Ask

Someone has thoughts on your haircut, your parenting, your dog's diet and how you load the dishwasher. You have one response, and now it fits on a sticker: Your Opinion? Irrelevant. Bold white letters on black, two short lines, zero follow-up questions.

It is the polite way to end a conversation you never agreed to start. Stick it where the advice-givers will see it, then go back to doing things exactly the way you were doing them.

Tiny sticker, big boundary

This is a mini sticker, part of our Mini-Dawgs collection. It measures 3" wide, but it is a skinny two-line text sticker, so it looks much smaller in person than a typical 3" sticker. Think gap filler, not headliner. It slides into the empty spots between bigger stickers on a crowded water bottle, laptop or phone case and quietly steals the show.

Who this sarcastic sticker is for

Introverts. Remote workers who mute on purpose. New parents getting advice from strangers in the grocery store. Dog owners hearing "you know what YOUR dog needs?" for the hundredth time. Anyone who has ever smiled, nodded and changed absolutely nothing.

Where to stick it

Phone cases, laptops, water bottles, tumblers, planners, Kindles, work badges and the back of the tablet you hold up in meetings.

Your Opinion? Irrelevant. sticker questions

How big is it? 3" wide, but only two short lines tall, so it reads as a mini. If you want a bigger statement, pair it with one of our full-size stickers.

Is it waterproof? Yes. It is matte waterproof vinyl and dishwasher safe.

Is it easy to peel? Yes. It is kiss-cut, so it lifts cleanly off the backing.

Is it a good gift? Under $3, fits in any card, and works for coworkers, best friends, teens and anyone surrounded by unsolicited advice.

Do you have this saying with a dog? Yes. The same tag shows up on our harlequin Great Dane sticker and our fawn and white corgi sticker, for dogs who share the attitude.

3" wide mini text sticker. Matte waterproof vinyl. Kiss-cut for easy peel. Dishwasher safe.

Original design by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, printed in the USA.

Mix & match any stickers and save! Buy 5+ get 20% off, buy 10+ get 30% off. Shop our full sticker collection.

Sticker Details
  • Waterproof and dishwasher safe
  • Designed in Portland, Oregon by Sly Dawg Studio
  • Printed in the USA
  • Sizes run 2–6 inches; most are 3 inches
  • Finishes vary: newer designs are matte kiss-cut, and some older ones are glossy or die-cut
Where does it stick best?

Smooth, clean, dry, hard surfaces like laptops, bottles, glass and metal. Not silicone, rubber, soft plastic, textured surfaces, raw wood or fabric.

Is there a discount for buying more?

Yes. Mix any stickers: 20% off 5 or more and 30% off 10 or more, applied automatically at checkout.

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  • 5 stars: 33 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
This product has no reviews of its own. The merchant grouped it with related products, so the reviews shown are from across that group.
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Melinda D.

I love my Opie sticker soooo much!!!☺️☺️🫶🏻🫶🏻💙💙

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Beth w.

I purchased a T-shirt, a dog ball cap, and a sticker. All 3 items were above my expectations made of high quality material that will hold up. I received my items long before I even thought to watch the mail for the package! I am extremely satisfied with my experience and my purchases from this company.

What made the experience even better was that this small business owner was very personable and genuinely made me feel like a valued customer. It’s refreshing to support a small business where you can actually see the person and passion behind the products. The combination of amazing customer service, high-quality products, and fast shipping makes this a business I will happily continue to support. I highly recommend giving them a try—you won’t be disappointed!

Hi Beth. WOW, thank you so much for taking time to write this. I know we are ALL so short on time and this long and meaningful review means more than you can know. Thrilled to hear you love everything. Your dog is SOOOOOOO cute! If you follow me on Insta be sure to tag me so I can share that pic with everyone @slydawgstudio. Again, thank you for the order and the kindness. Can't wait to see your name pop up in future orders! -Anne

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Tracy C.

Such a cute sticker, delivering a funny “go away” message!! Top quality and service!!

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Tracy C.

Love the cat stickers ordered for my son. SlyDawg studios always delivers top quality, detail and service!!

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Tracy C.

We love the dachshund sticker, as well as every sticker we’ve ordered from SlyDawgstudio!! Great quality and detail, plus awesome and speedy service!! Get your stickers here!!

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Tracy C.

I’ve ordered several items from Slydawgstudio and have been very satisfied each time. I’ve ordered luggage tags and key chains for myself as well as for family members, plus preprinted and custom stickers. Top notch quality and service every time. Highly recommend!!

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Michelle S.

So relevant!

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Michelle S.

Love all of your stickers! So cute and great quality!

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Laura

Great quality. Packaged with care and shipped quickly!

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Laura

Product is high quality, packaged well, and arrived quickly. Great quality seller.

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Katie

I love these Opie stickers! The quality is excellent and the designs are so cute.

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Laurel

Great quality, shipped fast.

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Janet T.

All the stickers from this shop are good quality! Such an assortment to choose from too!!!

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Janet T.

Love all the stickers at this shop, but the Bassets are the best!!

J
Janet T.

Love all the stickers at this shop, but the Bassets are the best!!!

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Maui D.
Great stickers! Vibrant colors!

We love ours so much! Great quality!

Hi Maui D., thanks for taking time to write a review! I hope to meet you someday at an Oregon event! Add Multnomah Days to your cal (in SW PDX Multnomah Village Aug 15). A fun event with lots of great vendors and food. So glad you liked the stickers!

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Maui D.
Loved it! Perfect quality! It’s

Loved it! Perfect quality! It’s on my work water bottle :rofl:

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Dana F.
Amazing sticker

The black and white design is clean and sharp, and the print quality is excellent. It sticks well and definitely makes a statement without trying too hard.

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Steph H.
Great stickers!

Great stickers for kids’ ski helmets! Thanks!

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Jenifer

These are amazing quality and not too big. I put one on my work laptop.

J
Jenifer

I got these for a few friends that I know always have a song playing in theit heads. So funny!

J
Jenifer

True statement! Love the quality of the stickers.

R
Racheal N.
Fun and unique

My favorite sticker! Perfect for Giant breed owners or Dane fans!

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Misti S.
Cutest White Pittie Ever!!

The cutest hat ever!! From the ordering process, to the customer service, all the way to the shipping!! Will definitely send my other pet lovers as customers, as well a customer from me for life! Thanks Verve!!

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Natalie B.
Best quality

I’ve purchased a lot of stickers over time, and the quality of these are incredible!!

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Bethany J.
So true…especially at work.

I love this sticker. I frequently think it when I walk into work Monday morning.

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Bethany J.
Sip sip sip

Great variety of cute, funny & sarcastic stickers. Just addd it to my work water tumbler. :grinning_face_with_star_eyes:

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LIANNE D.
Love this sticker!

I think this one is my favorite, although that's a tough call because so many are awesome. Thanks again for the super fast shipping and lovely products!

A
Amy L.
The sticker says it all

If you can relate at all get this sticker now! All of Verve bars stickers are high quality. The colors are vibrant and the font is easy to read. The sticker paper is thick enough to not easily tear. Highly recommend.

  • 5 stars: 33 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
This product has no reviews of its own. The merchant grouped it with related products, so the reviews shown are from across that group.
M
Melinda D.

I love my Opie sticker soooo much!!!☺️☺️🫶🏻🫶🏻💙💙

B
Beth w.

I purchased a T-shirt, a dog ball cap, and a sticker. All 3 items were above my expectations made of high quality material that will hold up. I received my items long before I even thought to watch the mail for the package! I am extremely satisfied with my experience and my purchases from this company.

What made the experience even better was that this small business owner was very personable and genuinely made me feel like a valued customer. It’s refreshing to support a small business where you can actually see the person and passion behind the products. The combination of amazing customer service, high-quality products, and fast shipping makes this a business I will happily continue to support. I highly recommend giving them a try—you won’t be disappointed!

Hi Beth. WOW, thank you so much for taking time to write this. I know we are ALL so short on time and this long and meaningful review means more than you can know. Thrilled to hear you love everything. Your dog is SOOOOOOO cute! If you follow me on Insta be sure to tag me so I can share that pic with everyone @slydawgstudio. Again, thank you for the order and the kindness. Can't wait to see your name pop up in future orders! -Anne

T
Tracy C.

Such a cute sticker, delivering a funny “go away” message!! Top quality and service!!

T
Tracy C.

Love the cat stickers ordered for my son. SlyDawg studios always delivers top quality, detail and service!!

T
Tracy C.

We love the dachshund sticker, as well as every sticker we’ve ordered from SlyDawgstudio!! Great quality and detail, plus awesome and speedy service!! Get your stickers here!!

T
Tracy C.

I’ve ordered several items from Slydawgstudio and have been very satisfied each time. I’ve ordered luggage tags and key chains for myself as well as for family members, plus preprinted and custom stickers. Top notch quality and service every time. Highly recommend!!

M
Michelle S.

So relevant!

M
Michelle S.

Love all of your stickers! So cute and great quality!

L
Laura

Great quality. Packaged with care and shipped quickly!

L
Laura

Product is high quality, packaged well, and arrived quickly. Great quality seller.

K
Katie

I love these Opie stickers! The quality is excellent and the designs are so cute.

L
Laurel

Great quality, shipped fast.

J
Janet T.

All the stickers from this shop are good quality! Such an assortment to choose from too!!!

J
Janet T.

Love all the stickers at this shop, but the Bassets are the best!!

J
Janet T.

Love all the stickers at this shop, but the Bassets are the best!!!

M
Maui D.
Great stickers! Vibrant colors!

We love ours so much! Great quality!

Hi Maui D., thanks for taking time to write a review! I hope to meet you someday at an Oregon event! Add Multnomah Days to your cal (in SW PDX Multnomah Village Aug 15). A fun event with lots of great vendors and food. So glad you liked the stickers!

M
Maui D.
Loved it! Perfect quality! It’s

Loved it! Perfect quality! It’s on my work water bottle :rofl:

D
Dana F.
Amazing sticker

The black and white design is clean and sharp, and the print quality is excellent. It sticks well and definitely makes a statement without trying too hard.

S
Steph H.
Great stickers!

Great stickers for kids’ ski helmets! Thanks!

J
Jenifer

These are amazing quality and not too big. I put one on my work laptop.

J
Jenifer

I got these for a few friends that I know always have a song playing in theit heads. So funny!

J
Jenifer

True statement! Love the quality of the stickers.

R
Racheal N.
Fun and unique

My favorite sticker! Perfect for Giant breed owners or Dane fans!

M
Misti S.
Cutest White Pittie Ever!!

The cutest hat ever!! From the ordering process, to the customer service, all the way to the shipping!! Will definitely send my other pet lovers as customers, as well a customer from me for life! Thanks Verve!!

N
Natalie B.
Best quality

I’ve purchased a lot of stickers over time, and the quality of these are incredible!!

B
Bethany J.
So true…especially at work.

I love this sticker. I frequently think it when I walk into work Monday morning.

B
Bethany J.
Sip sip sip

Great variety of cute, funny & sarcastic stickers. Just addd it to my work water tumbler. :grinning_face_with_star_eyes:

L
LIANNE D.
Love this sticker!

I think this one is my favorite, although that's a tough call because so many are awesome. Thanks again for the super fast shipping and lovely products!

A
Amy L.
The sticker says it all

If you can relate at all get this sticker now! All of Verve bars stickers are high quality. The colors are vibrant and the font is easy to read. The sticker paper is thick enough to not easily tear. Highly recommend.