Meet Opie and His New Merch Line. Hurry, He's Judging You.
Introducing the Sly Dawg Studio x Opie Collection, Drop 1
Opie is 8 years old, a brown-red American Pit Bull Terrier and American Bully mix, a professional couch potato, and according to 300,000+ people on his Instagram @justopiethings, one of the funniest dogs on the planet. He lives with 6 cats and his brother Melo, all of whom tolerate him. He has epilepsy, hasn't had a seizure in 2 years, and his mom describes him as an "overly emotional epileptic house hippo." He thinks that's fair.
Opie has turned being cozy into a personality trait. He wears clothes to stay warm. The couch is his office. And his resting expression says everything he doesn't need to say out loud.
Already follow him at @justopiethings? Then you know. Tag us in your haul at @slydawgstudio.
He approved every design in this collection himself. Mostly by staring at it judgmentally until someone took that as a yes.
Every drop spotlights a dog waiting for a home. Drop 1's dog is Baylor Banjo from Three Little Pitties Rescue, and yes, he wore fairy wings. Meet him below.
Official Opie the Potato Merch, Drop 1
Opie Just Me. Judging You. Human T-Shirt
Opie's face. His energy. Your chest. This is the shirt you wear when you want people to know exactly where you stand, without saying a word.
Opie Let's Get Baked Human Hat, Black and Camo
Opie's Instagram name is Opie the Potato. His favorite activity is sunbathing. So when we say Let's Get Baked, we mean exactly what Opie means: find a sunny spot, stretch out, and stay there until someone makes you move. Two colorways for the human who takes getting baked as seriously as Opie. You know who you are.
Just Me. Judging You. Opie Dog Trucker Hat
Because your dog has opinions too. Structured, stylish, and deeply judgmental.
Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack, $5 goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue
Opie knows what it's like to need a second chance. That's why $5 from every sale of this 3-pack goes directly to Three Little Pitties Rescue, automatically, every month. No extra steps from you. Just good stickers doing good things. This is our dedicated give-back product for Drop 1.
The set includes: Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem, Don't Stress. Take a Nap., and Just Me. Judging You.
Opie: Just Me. Judging You. Sticker
The original. The icon. Portable judgment, now on your water bottle.
Opie Let's Get Baked Sticker
Opie's Instagram name is Opie the Potato. His favorite activity is sunbathing. This sticker is for the dog (and the human) who takes getting baked seriously. You know who you are.
Opie Luggage Tag, Duck Pajamas Pit Bull Mix
Featuring Opie in peak form: duck pajamas, legendary neck rolls, and that unmistakable expression that says "I was warm five minutes ago. Why are we outside?" Your suitcase will never be missed at baggage claim again.
Drops 2 and 3 Are Coming This Week and Beyond
We're releasing the Opie collection in three drops, each with new products and one dedicated give-back item benefiting Three Little Pitties Rescue. Drop 2 arrives this week, so grab what you love from Drop 1 now.
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Meet Baylor Banjo, Drop 1 Spotlight Dog
We couldn't launch an Opie drop without doing what Opie does best: making the internet fall for a pit bull. Every drop, $5 from a dedicated product goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue. This time it's the Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack, three waterproof kiss-cut stickers of Opie doing his best customer service work. And with every drop, we hand the spotlight to one of their longest waiting dogs.
Drop 1's dog is Baylor Banjo, a 50 pound "nifty fifty" pittie who is somehow still waiting for his family. His rescue crew calls him the perfect balance of play and settle: he'll chase a ball and bury it in the yard, wrestle happily with his 100 pound German Shepherd best friend, then flop on the floor and entertain himself with a Kong while you drink your coffee. He's wonderful with kids (a 4 year old told him to sit and he sat), rides in the car like a gentleman, and patiently wore a wig for this drop's photos, which tells you everything about his heart.
He'd love a home with a playful dog buddy or as your one and only, just no cats. Meet him in his video and adoption profile,  or email Kristin@threelittlepittiesrescue.org. And if you can't adopt, share him. Dogs lke Baylor find homes because somebody's aunt saw a post.
More for Pit Bull and Bully Breed Fans
Opie fans are mostly bully breed and pittie people, and we've got you covered beyond this collection. Browse our pit bull and bully breed gifts and stickers collection for even more designs made for your kind of dog.
And if giving back matters to you (it clearly does, you're here), check out our Dog Gifts that Give Back collection, a rotating selection of products that donate a portion of every sale to dog-focused nonprofits. Three Little Pitties Rescue is the default charity, but you can also switch your donation to Canine Companions, which trains and places service dogs with people who need them.
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